teacher: what did you do this summer?
kid: camp
kid: traveled to europe
kid: summer school
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
class:
me: kept up with the kardashians

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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lolcuteanimals:

Tiny baby pug in a cute yellow dress.

lolcuteanimals:

Tiny baby pug in a cute yellow dress.

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done

climazing:

gifthetv:

Where is her Academy Award?

that was so inspirational she is a god

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insanity-and-vanity:

For the modern woman in your life

insanity-and-vanity:

For the modern woman in your life

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